Wanna know how I know that Gracie is my bestest friend ever? She has my back. And my vaginas back as well. When we moved back to the westside, we put the majority of our stuff in storage including the vibrators. GASP! Im sure you are wondering why I would move across the country without those, but we moved in with my mom, so very unlikely they were gonna get much use. Gracie had the key to the storage in case I needed something.
One day I asked her to head over cause I needed some paperwork that was in there. Apparently when she got there she heard a humming sound coming from a box. Without hesitation Super Gracie rushed into the burning building and rescued the kitty...ok maybe it was more like she open the box and turned off my vibrator. Thats what good friends do, they save each other from having to buy new batteries. And I guess in a way, she did save the kitty afterall...
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