The things written in this blog are 100% truthful. The names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. If nothing you read here makes any sense...well then sucks to be you :)

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Reason # 12984 why I should not be a matchmaker or fortune teller...

Sidenote: Gracies offspring shall from here on out be referred to as Thing 1 and Thing 2 and J's will be known as Girl, Boy A, and Boy B.

When Gracie and I first started hanging out we totally planned out our kids future. Thing 1 and Girl were gonna get married. Then as time went on, Girl started dressing Thing 1 up in her princess dresses and fairie wings and we realized Thing 1 was more likely to be Girls gay best friend. Now, Thing 1 has turned all boyinsh and Girl thinks she has nuts. Wow, did we call that one wrong or what....

1 comment:

  1. I think J's kids should be known as Harriet, Curly and Moe. Just a thought.

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