Once upon a time 5 years ago in a land called Texas, there was a girl named J. She was sick of sitting at home with her fat ankles so she went on the internet and met Gracie. Gracie laughed at J's ankles and they have been laughing ever since. 4 years later, lots of drama, llamas, pity parties, and lots of massively hilarious inside jokes, J moved away. Some may think the end, but nope. The two girls made a deal to write each other in a notebook so it would seem like the other was there. But J is really lame and lost the notebook before they even wrote in it. So instead we are here. With a blog. Filled with the stupid hilarious shit we say to each other. If you think you know us and ended up here, hopefully you arent too offended. But if you are oh well. We say things like shit, lesbian, douce lord, and vagina. If any of these words offend you, you should probably stop here.
Purpose of this whole blog? Who knows. We have so many rediculous conversations and jokes, that maybe we can document them here and print them out later. Plus it would only be wicked awesome to read about chupacabras and guys coming on our asses when we are like 70.
Hugs!
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